Quiz Team Names

It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.

Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.

1. Sausage & Gash
2. Netflix & Kill
3. One Way Ticket To Seshlahem
4. Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
5. Gin'll Fix It
6. Gash In The Attic
7. We'll Always Be Together, Together In The Custard Creams
8. Legal High Cherry
9. Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
10. Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
11. Ryan Giggs Owes My Mum Fuck Money
12. Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
13. All Students Are Cunts
14. Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
15. Cosmic Pant Glow
16. Dazed & Confused
17. Fat People Use More Soap
18. Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
19. Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
20. I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
21. I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
22. I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
23. Kate’s Bush
24. Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
25. Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
26. Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
27. Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
28. My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
29. My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
30. Owen’s Vegan Jobby
31. Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
32. Punished! And Sent to Bed
33. Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
34. Serious Moonlight
35. Slow Foaming Motions
36. Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
37. The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
38. The Bawbags
39. The Brazen Hussies
40. The Cunning Stunts
41. The Diners and the 69ers
42. The Forbidden Team of Mystery
43. The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
44. The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
45. The Prom Night Abortions
46. The Rawshank Injection
47. The Wizard’s Sleeve
48. Quiz Team Aguilera
49. Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
50. When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
51. Ewok Porn
52. Quizzie Rascal
53. Mayonnaise Is A Food Group
54. Bucks Quiz
55. Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
56. The Mind Crushers
57. Scud Books From Glasgow
58. Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
59. I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
60. Helen Keller's Telly
61. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
62. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
63. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
64. Fact Hunt
65. The Four Skins
66. 664 The Neighbour of The Beast
67. Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
68. My Wife Can't Wrestle but You Should See Her Box
69. Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
70. Bruce Springs-Team
71. My Dad is No Architect But You Should See His Erections
72. Agatha Quiztie
73. Linford Quiztie
74. Quiz Akabusi
75. I Am The Butterfly And He Is The Moth
76. Suck My Quiz
77. Spartacus

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Thanks are due to:

Amy Ling

Billy McDonald

Melissa Taylor

Brian