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After The Audition: Waiting For The News

tv_old_redI got this email query recently from Steve:

“Me and the wife recently auditioned for the game show ‘Pointless’ and were sent a shortlist email 2 days after that audition. Unfortunately we never heard back from them, so about 3 weeks later I emailed one of the researchers who said we unfortunately not made the list to actually appear on the programme. 

“She did say that it was definitely worth auditioning again which we did last week. I’m getting a bit worried though as its now been exactly a week and we haven’t heard anything (no shortlist email 2 days later like before).

“I’m beginning to lose hope, even though the researcher said you will hear within 2 weeks it seems this show shortlists contestants within a couple of days (as was shown in our 1st audition process).


“Please can you offer us any hope? Has it been known for any shows to just ring you up and say you are on (without first sending the shortlist email)

Any advice would be greatly appreciated.”

The short answer is that as with all TV shows, you can always receive a call from out of the blue if you applied. Even if you’re not first choice, circumstances can change and the production company may need to refer to their backup list of contestants.

tv_black-and-whiteAlso, it can be difficult to second-guess what the TV company is looking for at any given time. Producers are under pressure to fairly represent the ethnic, age, gender and regional make-up of the UK when casting for their shows.

This means that at the time of any given application your personal profile may be the wrong fit. At the time you apply, the network may be specifically looking for more women from the North of England. They may be for more Asian faces. You can miss out this way and it can be nothing to do with your ability.

Also, the ability of a contestant to project the right mood is usually far more important than their quizzing ability. Different shows will be looking for different characters. Bubbly is a good bet but some will also be looking for serious, wacky, intense, or even brutally normal.

What the producers are looking for depends on the show and the time. It’s always a good idea to simply ask the researchers what they’re looking for when you apply or when you turn up to an audition. They’ll often be happy to tell you exactly what type of contestant they are hoping to find and you can adjust your behaviour accordingly.

tv_retro_orangeThe other thing to remember is that if a show is very popular then you will have less chance of getting on. This is simply to do with supply and demand.

So, the hope is there: unless you’ve been specifically told you are not required, you can be called at any time. Keep applying for shows and you’re sure to be on screen sooner or later.

UPDATE:

I later got another email from Steve saying:

"Just to let you know that we appeared on Pointless last month. We finally got the call.  I think my  persistent helped.

Again many thanks for your advice"

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Can I Make Money As A Quiz Writer

sack_of_cashI got an email the other day from a chap in India who wrote:

"Respected Sir, I am writing quiz questions and giving it to an Indian Quiz site as 'Daily Quiz'. Till today I have not received money against my hard work. Please tell me a platform where I can reedem my hard work."

The good news is

 

Make Money With Your Questions

quizbag_logoQuizbag.com is an Irish site, run by Cillian O'Ruanaidh. The site uses tag-based organisation for its questions and sells them in packages of 100 to those looking to put on a quiz.

Cillian was running the site pretty much on his own quiz-labour until recently but has now opened up the site so you can make money too, simply by supplying the site with good-quality quiz questions which can then be sold as part of Quizbag's quiz-packs.

At the time of writing, the deal is that you get paid a percentage of each quiz pack sold which is equal to the number of your questions that appear in that quiz, divided by two. So if a 100-question quiz selling for 20 Euros contains 9 of your questions, you'll get 90 cents.

If this sounds complicated, I can personally tell you it isn't. I've already signed up, submitted some questions and made money. Give it a shot. You may not make as much money as you would going out and doing quiz nights yourself, but there could be a few extra quid for you at the end of the month.

Sign up by going to Quizbag.com

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Don't Believe Everything You Hear on The Radio

bremner_missAlarm bells rang when one of my quizgoers said to me at Jenny Ha's the other day: "Here's a good pub quiz question for you:

 

Keeping a League Table at Your Pub Quiz

league_table
Could you improve business at your quiz night by keeping a league table of your regular teams?

This DP Quiz special feature looks
 

Pub Quiz Statistics

Our estimated number of weekly pub quizzes in the UK is 22,445. This is based on The Publican's 2008 survey which said that 42% of pubs run a weekly pub quiz and a figure of

 

Getting it Wrong

wrong-way-signOne sure way to get your quiz teams heading towards you with pitchforks and rope is to ask questions with wrong answers. It's a hazard that we all have to face and even here on DP Quiz, we're not

 

Quiz Team Names

It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.

Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.

  1. Sausage & Gash
  2. Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
  3. Gash In The Attic
  4. Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
  5. Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
  6. Ryan Giggs Owes My Mum Fuck Money
  7. Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
  8. All Students Are Cunts
  9. Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
  10. Cosmic Pant Glow
  11. Dazed & Confused
  12. Fat People Use More Soap
  13. Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
  14. Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
  15. I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
  16. I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
  17. I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
  18. Kate’s Bush
  19. Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
  20. Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
  21. Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
  22. Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
  23. My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
  24. My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
  25. Owen’s Vegan Jobby
  26. Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
  27. Punished! And Sent to Bed
  28. Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
  29. Serious Moonlight
  30. Slow Foaming Motions
  31. Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
  32. The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
  33. The Bawbags
  34. The Brazen Hussies
  35. The Cunning Stunts
  36. The Diners and the 69ers
  37. The Forbidden Team of Mystery
  38. The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
  39. The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
  40. The Prom Night Abortions
  41. The Rawshank Injection
  42. The Wizard’s Sleeve
  43. Quiz Team Aguilera
  44. Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
  45. When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
  46. Ewok Porn
  47. Quizzie Rascal
  48. Bucks Quiz
  49. Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
  50. The Mind Crushers
  51. Scud Books From Glasgow
  52. Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
  53. I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
  54. Helen Keller's Telly
  55. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
  56. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
  57. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
  58. Fact Hunt
  59. The Four Skins
  60. 664 The Neighbour of The Beast
  61. Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
  62. My Wife Can't Wrestle but You Should See Her Box
  63. Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
  64. Bruce Springs-Team
  65. My Dad is No Architect But You Should See His Erections
  66. Agatha Quiztie
  67. Linford Quiztie
  68. Quiz Akabusi
  69. I Am The Butterfly And He Is The Moth
  70. Suck My Quiz
  71. Spartacus

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