It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.

Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.

  1. Sausage & Gash
  2. Netflix & Kill
  3. One Way Ticket To Seshlahem
  4. Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
  5. Gin'll Fix It
  6. Gash In The Attic
  7. We'll Always Be Together, Together In The Custard Creams
  8. Legal High Cherry
  9. Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
  10. Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
  11. Ryan Giggs Owes My Mum Fuck Money
  12. Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
  13. All Students Are Cunts
  14. Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
  15. Cosmic Pant Glow
  16. Dazed & Confused
  17. Fat People Use More Soap
  18. Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
  19. Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
  20. I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
  21. I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
  22. I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
  23. Kate’s Bush
  24. Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
  25. Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
  26. Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
  27. Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
  28. My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
  29. My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
  30. Owen’s Vegan Jobby
  31. Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
  32. Punished! And Sent to Bed
  33. Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
  34. Serious Moonlight
  35. Slow Foaming Motions
  36. Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
  37. The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
  38. The Bawbags
  39. The Brazen Hussies
  40. The Cunning Stunts
  41. The Diners and the 69ers
  42. The Forbidden Team of Mystery
  43. The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
  44. The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
  45. The Prom Night Abortions
  46. The Rawshank Injection
  47. The Wizard’s Sleeve
  48. Quiz Team Aguilera
  49. Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
  50. When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
  51. Ewok Porn
  52. Quizzie Rascal
  53. Mayonnaise Is A Food Group
  54. Bucks Quiz
  55. Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
  56. The Mind Crushers
  57. Scud Books From Glasgow
  58. Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
  59. I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
  60. Helen Keller's Telly
  61. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
  62. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
  63. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
  64. Fact Hunt
  65. The Four Skins
  66. 664 The Neighbour of The Beast
  67. Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
  68. My Wife Can't Wrestle but You Should See Her Box
  69. Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
  70. Bruce Springs-Team
  71. My Dad is No Architect But You Should See His Erections
  72. Agatha Quiztie
  73. Linford Quiztie
  74. Quiz Akabusi
  75. I Am The Butterfly And He Is The Moth
  76. Suck My Quiz
  77. Spartacus


Thanks are due to:

Amy Ling

Billy McDonald

Melissa Taylor