It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.

Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.

  1. Sausage & Gash
  2. Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
  3. Gash In The Attic
  4. Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
  5. Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
  6. Ryan Giggs Owes My Mum Fuck Money
  7. Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
  8. All Students Are Cunts
  9. Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
  10. Cosmic Pant Glow
  11. Dazed & Confused
  12. Fat People Use More Soap
  13. Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
  14. Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
  15. I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
  16. I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
  17. I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
  18. Kate’s Bush
  19. Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
  20. Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
  21. Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
  22. Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
  23. My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
  24. My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
  25. Owen’s Vegan Jobby
  26. Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
  27. Punished! And Sent to Bed
  28. Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
  29. Serious Moonlight
  30. Slow Foaming Motions
  31. Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
  32. The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
  33. The Bawbags
  34. The Brazen Hussies
  35. The Cunning Stunts
  36. The Diners and the 69ers
  37. The Forbidden Team of Mystery
  38. The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
  39. The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
  40. The Prom Night Abortions
  41. The Rawshank Injection
  42. The Wizard’s Sleeve
  43. Quiz Team Aguilera
  44. Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
  45. When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
  46. Ewok Porn
  47. Quizzie Rascal
  48. Mayonnaise Is A Food Group
  49. Bucks Quiz
  50. Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
  51. The Mind Crushers
  52. Scud Books From Glasgow
  53. Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
  54. I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
  55. Helen Keller's Telly
  56. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
  57. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
  58. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
  59. Fact Hunt
  60. The Four Skins
  61. 664 The Neighbour of The Beast
  62. Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
  63. My Wife Can't Wrestle but You Should See Her Box
  64. Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
  65. Bruce Springs-Team
  66. My Dad is No Architect But You Should See His Erections
  67. Agatha Quiztie
  68. Linford Quiztie
  69. Quiz Akabusi
  70. I Am The Butterfly And He Is The Moth
  71. Suck My Quiz
  72. Spartacus


Thanks are due to:

Amy Ling

Billy McDonald

Melissa Taylor