DP Quiz

It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.

Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.

1. Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
2. Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
3. All Students Are Cunts
4. Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
5. Cosmic Pant Glow
6. Dazed & Confused
7. Fat People Use More Soap
8. Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
9. Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
10. I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
11. I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
12. I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
13. Kate’s Bush
14. Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
15. Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
16. Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
17. Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
18. My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
19. My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
20. Owen’s Vegan Jobby
21. Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
22. Punished! And Sent to Bed
23. Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
24. Serious Moonlight
25. Slow Foaming Motions
26. Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
27. The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
28. The Bawbags
29. The Brazen Hussies
30. The Cunning Stunts
31. The Diners and the 69ers
32. The Forbidden Team of Mystery
33. The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
34. The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
35. The Prom Night Abortions
36. The Rawshank Injection
37. The Wizard’s Sleeve
38. Quiz Team Aguilera
39. Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
40. When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
41. Ewok Porn
42. Quizzie Rascal
43. Bucks Quiz
44. Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
45. The Mind Crushers
46. Scud Books From Glasgow
47. Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
48. I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
49. Helen Keller's Telly
50. Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
51. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
52. Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
53. Fact Hunt
54. The Four Skins

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