It's tough trying to think of a pub quiz team name. Here's some of the better ones we've heard and it's a list that will grow, especially if you send me some good 'uns that you've heard or used.
Warning - some of the stuff on this list is pretty foul so click away to look at something far more pleasant now if you don't like that sort of thing.
- Sausage & Gash
- Netflix & Kill
- One Way Ticket To Seshlahem
- Fat Kids Are Harder to Kidnap
- Gin'll Fix It
- Gash In The Attic
- We'll Always Be Together, Together In The Custard Creams
- Legal High Cherry
- Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
- Halal - Is It Meat You're Looking For?
- Ryan Giggs Owes My Mum Fuck Money
- Aint Nobody Deeder than the Drummer from Feeder
- All Students Are Cunts
- Barrymore’s Pool Cleaners
- Cosmic Pant Glow
- Dazed & Confused
- Fat People Use More Soap
- Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
- Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
- I Was a Teenage Splash Conception
- I’d rather get a 180 than a 69
- I’m Trying to Get My Ex-Girlfriend Drunk So I can Shag Her Up The Arse
- Kate’s Bush
- Leo Sayer’s Terrified Eyes
- Mikey’s Farewell Blowjob
- Mrs Mangel’s Sweaty Snatch
- Mrs Whorebag Bitch and Her Minions From Hell
- My Grandmother’s A Shoplifter – You Should See Her Snatch
- My Wife’s No Gardener, But You Should See Her Bush
- Owen’s Vegan Jobby
- Primrose Shipman Eats Dead Grannies
- Punished! And Sent to Bed
- Rod Hull, If Only You Had Cable!
- Serious Moonlight
- Slow Foaming Motions
- Thank fuck that balding layabout, alky ginger fuckhead has finally fucked off back to Ireland, about bloody time
- The Bad Kittens Murdered Margaret
- The Bawbags
- The Brazen Hussies
- The Cunning Stunts
- The Diners and the 69ers
- The Forbidden Team of Mystery
- The Guy With The Crap Haircut Is Not Here Yet
- The Hamster’s Dead But The Wheel Keeps Spinning
- The Prom Night Abortions
- The Rawshank Injection
- The Wizard’s Sleeve
- Quiz Team Aguilera
- Wankin’ Santa Bathes in My Jism
- When The Rhino Approaches Drive Away Slowly
- Ewok Porn
- Quizzie Rascal
- Mayonnaise Is A Food Group
- Bucks Quiz
- Stephen Hawking's Football Boots
- The Mind Crushers
- Scud Books From Glasgow
- Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
- I Wish This Microphone Was a Big Fat Cock
- Helen Keller's Telly
- Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwrndrobwillantysillogogogoch Train-Spotting Society
- Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
- Fact Hunt
- The Four Skins
- 664 The Neighbour of The Beast
- Stephen Hawking's Karaoke Machine
- My Wife Can't Wrestle but You Should See Her Box
- Stop The Bus And Let My Brother Jack Off
- Bruce Springs-Team
- My Dad is No Architect But You Should See His Erections
- Agatha Quiztie
- Linford Quiztie
- Quiz Akabusi
- I Am The Butterfly And He Is The Moth
- Suck My Quiz
- Spartacus
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Thanks are due to:
Billy McDonald
Melissa Taylor
Brian